• prev
  • play
  • pause
  • stop
  • next

Recording 50, page 76
RHYMES & POEMS Fill in the missing words. Then listen and check.

A Rhyme


Sneeze on Monday, sneeze for danger;
Sneeze on Tuesday, kiss a stranger;
Sneeze on Wednesday, get a letter;
Sneeze on Thursday, something better;
Sneeze on Friday, sneeze for sorrow;
Sneeze on Saturday, joy tomorrow.

I Remember, I Remember


I remember, I remember,
The house where I was born,
The little window where the sun
Came peeping in at morn; […]
I remember, I remember,
The roses, red and white,
The violets, and the lily-cups,
Those flowers made of light!
The lilacs where the robin built,
And where my brother set
The laburnum on his birthday,
The tree is living yet!

Fill in the missing words. Then listen and check.

Sneeze on Monday, sneeze for
 
;
Sneeze on Tuesday, kiss a
 
;
Sneeze on Wednesday, get a
 
;
Sneeze on Thursday, something
 
;
Sneeze on Friday, sneeze for
 
;
Sneeze on Saturday, joy
 
.
better
danger
sorrow
tomorrow
letter
stranger

Recording 51, page 76
JOKES

Teacher:
Can you tell me something important that did not exist one hundred years ago?
Polly:
Yes – me.

Teacher:

Which bird does not build its own nest?
Johnny:
A cuckoo, Miss.
Teacher:
Very good, how did you know that?
Johnny:
Everyone knows a cuckoo lives in a clock.

Unexpected answer


Little Jack is not a diligent pupil at all.
One day, when he comes to school, he has no homework.
His teacher is not satisfied and says, ‘You are very lazy. When George Washington was as old as you, he was the most diligent boy at school.’
– ‘And when he was as old as you,’ answers Jack, ‘he was President of the United States of America.’

Match the riddles with the answers.

1. What was the most difficult thing for a knight in armour to do?
 
3
A starfish.
2. When Adam introduced himself to Eve, what three words did he use which read the same backwards as forwards?
 
4
Because the poor had nothing worth stealing.
3. Which was the first fish to go into space?
 
5
Because the students were so bright.
4. Why did Robin Hood rob the rich?
 
1
Scratch himself.
5. Why did the teacher wear dark glasses?
 
2
Madam, I'm Adam.
 

Informacije

V primeru težav ali vprašanj, nas kontaktiraje na info@etouchstone.si

Preden zapustite animacijo, ustavite predvajanje zvoka.