2 a
Limericks. Listen, repeat and learn.
1.
There was an old man of Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He awoke in
the night
In a terrible
fright
And found it was perfectly true!
2.
There was a young lady of Crewe
Who wanted to catch the 2.02
When she came
to the gate
They said:
You must wait -
It’s a minute or two to 2.02.
3.
There was a young man of Darjeeling
Who got on a bus bound for Ealing
When he read
on the door:
“Don’t spit
on the floor!”
He stood up and spat on the ceiling.
4.
There was a small boy of Quebec
Who was buried in snow to his neck
When they
said, “Are you friz?”
He replied, “
Yes, I is -
But we don’t call this cold in Quebec”